Fresh off the factory floor and eager to put the pedal to the metal, You Suck at Parking is honking the horn for drivers of its alpha build. Announced on August 17, Belgium-based Happy Volcano’s sort-of racing simulator is a cheeky deviation from the norm. Your goal is, simply, to stop. Gracefully. Sorta. You Suck at Parking is summarized thus:
“You Suck at Parking is the world’s most EXTREME parking game, and the only racing game where the goal is to stop (probably).”
Happy Volcano (developer behind recently released The Almost Gone) has put out the call for willing participants in the closed alpha. You Suck at Parking features a solo campaign plus access to player-created tracks as part of its hilarious trim package. Do all sorts of things in and to cars you would never dream of in real life…probably. You Suck at Parking is currently planned for a 2021 PC release.